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Anonymous asked: reverse!AU: Jack Noir is the king, Black Queen the archagent.

luckyspike:

dohegotthebunty:

conceptofzero:

Three days into the session, the Black King suffered a fatal accident. He slipped on the stairs and fell twelve flights, coming to a rest at the final landing, his body broken and mangled. Prospitian spies were blamed but the Archagent stepped forward and clarified that no foul play had been involved. She and the King had passed by on the stairs when he turned and tripped, and there was nothing she could do but chase after him. 

It was a tragedy. Derse went into a year of mourning. The Black Queen was devastated. During that dark year, it was the Archagent who kept Derse running, taking over all of the King’s duties in his stead and ensuring that nothing was left in the lurch. 

Through her guidance, Derse entered a new golden age, remembering their fallen monarch but reinvigorated. And when the children entered the Session and the game began, it was Derse who triumphed over all. The Archagent had served in the role of Black King for so long that none could remember much about the actual Black King, other than that he had been somewhat ornery and he had perhaps been a little handsy. 

Later, much much, when the world was old, the Archagent wrote her memoirs. She told them everything about her reign, except for what really happened that day the Black King fell down the stairs. He did trip, after she hit him for groping her ass. But he only fell one flight on his own. Jack never could manage to do things properly. 

Thankfully, she was an excellent Archagent and she helped him with the other eleven sets of stairs. 

im so glad

Ornery and handsy

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Reblogged from emt-monster

shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

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Reblogged from shtuts
shtuts:

" I am the beast  I am the light  I am the blighted being cursed with sight  I am the god  Who created a worldI am Leviathan the Girl.”

shtuts:

" I am the beast
  I am the light
  I am the blighted being cursed with sight
  I am the god
  Who created a world

I am Leviathan the Girl.”

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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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Reblogged from audzilla
audzilla:

Tiny Griffin! The first in a mini series of mini mythological creatures.

audzilla:

Tiny Griffin! The first in a mini series of mini mythological creatures.

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Reblogged from helpfulharrie

helpfulharrie:

!! Woah guys! Pixelovely’s new tools are finally out, one for hands & feet, and one for faces!

There’s now 429 photos of hands & feet, and 314 photos of faces. Dang!!

This is super cool news and I certainly can’t wait to start using them haha

I’ve got tons of tutorials on hands, feet and faces in their relevant tags, so be sure to check those out too nwn

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Reblogged from williams-sonoma

beautifulblacksheep:

williams-sonoma:

Skip the drive-through and get lucky.

DIY: Lucky Mint Milkshake

I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset

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Reblogged from cadburycreamcoolator

coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

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